The Story of a Vampire
Posted on: Sunday, December 16, 2007
Posted at: 6:55 PM
Once dere was a man who keeps on tinkin tt he's a vampire. No matter hw hard his wife tried to convince him (abt no such thing as a vampire), he head on wif his idea. His famuli decided to bring him to a Pastor...Posted at: 6:55 PM
Pastor:"U r not a vampire."
Man:"Yes i Am! =)"
Pastor:"A vampire will be damn afraid once he sees a PASTOR!!"
Man:"Oh, I have done nth wrong n being clear conscience, so im not afraid of a PASTOR!! =DDD"
Therefore Pastor conclude tt he's got zhong nian wei ji~
Den they bring him to a Psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist:"U r not a vampire."
Man:"No nO! I am a vampire okie.. winkx*"
Psychiatrist:"A vampire will not bleed de okie.."
Den e Psychiatrist draw a syringe n pOke on e man's hand!! muhaha! Lotsa blOOd spurt out!!
*hOrrOrx*
Man:"Oh.. nOw den i noe, vampire do bleeeeeed~"
LEMU.
